Just... no.

No.

This is gourmet tuna...

... and in the world of canned tuna, if you haven't eaten Ortiz brand canned tuna, you haven't lived.

While in Spain, we bought it among other canned seafoods (all delicious) and it was on a whole other level. It's so good that it would be a damn shame to a make a tuna salad sandwich with it. I opened the one can -- yes, I only brought one can back -- at home alone while waiting for Jean to arrive, and though the plan was to only eat half so that he could taste it, it took everything in my power to not gobble down the entire thing straight from the can.

It's tuna belly and it's buttery and scrumptious and unctuous and silky and and and....*drool*

So no, Clover Leaf, until you can come out with a canned tuna that holds a candle to Ortiz, tuna has not gone gourmet.

My only regret is not bringing an entire case of this shit back to Montreal.