You know you're getting old when...

Me: hahaha i just drooled big time on my desk
Me: oh man... so glad no one witnessed that
Friend: hahahah i did the same thing this morning!
Me: hahah seriously?!
Friend: yeah! right on my hand
Me: HAHAHA
Me: what's up with that!
Friend: haha no idea
Friend: excess saliva
Me: fuck
Me: we're getting old